This ‘was’ my all time favourite quote it’s called Murphy’s Law “If anything can go wrong, it will“ . I just happend to revisit the site and found some of the best quotes
Murphy’s Laws If anything can go wrong, it will
Love Laws All the good ones are taken
Tech Laws New systems generate new problems
Computer Laws Any given program, when running, is obsolete
Commerce Laws To err is human, to forgive is not company policy
Real Estate Laws At least one check will be “lost in the mail” every month
Teaching Laws You never catch on until after the test
War Laws Friendly fire – isn’t
Cops Laws Bullet Proof’ vests aren’t
MP Laws No street-wise unit ever passed inspection
Sewing Laws The scissors cut easiest past the buttonhole
Murphy Volunteer Bush-fire Brigade Laws If it’s stupid but it works, it ain’t stupid
Photography Laws Auto Focus – won’t
Nurses Laws Doctors only ask your name when the patient isn’t doing well
Bus Law If you’re running late the bus will be too
Lotto Laws You match 4 numbers, but you lost your ticket
Cowboy Action Shooting (CAS) Laws Peep sights don’t.
Cars Laws An oil leak will develop.
Toddler Laws When you forget the stroller they will want to ride.
EMT Laws All bleeding stops… eventually.
Graphic Design Laws Your best idea is already copyrighted.
Mothers LawsMother’s way is best. If you don’t believe it, ask her