Ass invasion of a third kind

I have been ass invaded [ once again] … been busy like a busy bee , suddenly the company decided to go on Tanzilat and all hell broke lose ! , Mad rush ! crazy people , genuine buyers , window shoppers , fu#kers , cats , dogs.. in all it rained hell on us , anyways … a bit free today !
I apologise for not visiting your blogs , just heard that a tortoise beat ‘fastelco’ . So i officially declare ‘fastelco’ sucks.., so i am unable to open my ‘reader’ . BTW MTC sucks even worst, yeah ! MTC who ‘barred’ me from callin for no friggin reason…OK i admit i had to recharge , but what if i was lost in the desert or may be kidnapped ? Where the hell i am suppose to recharge ? In hell ? [sorry guys , with my sins i ain’t comin to heaven]
It’s been a Hectic life since she is pregnant, got up at 5am , took my wife to the clinic at 7 to open a pregnancy ‘malaf’.. bloody hell ! had to rush back home cz we didn’t take the marriage certificate , again a mad dash to the clinic at 7.30am , by this time all the big bellied women are ahead of us . after waiting two hours for her turn she is sent back because papers are incomplete , Oh ! i’m pissed why cant the health ministry employ a “Inglaizi’ speaking receptionist or put some ‘Inglaizi’ boards ,after all, am i not paying the ‘tameen saha’? ….
On the nude front… oh !! there is no nude front now… ‘I am not gettin any’ since she is pregnant , relatives ‘all over the world’ calling her to put a ‘lid on it’. so both of us are officially celebrating ‘married celibacy’ for the next 10 months, which BTW totally sucks !!
Finally whats wrong with the weather ! It looks like we are living in mars ! I hate dust storms…..