So i have this neighbour , good neighbour , one day he was surfing on the internet and stumbled upon a goldmine , The message said you are visitor no 99999999 and you have won Yahoo lottery worth US$500,000 . and the chap has no bounds for his happiness . And he called , and they too called from Nigeria and the deal was done . He sent them his bank account in India and many other personal details . After much waiting finally they sent him the “Certificate of deposit” . Now the dude is a beliver and the darn First bank of Nigeria PLC proved me a jealous bastard in front of my good neighbour. Meanwhile i am still trying to convince him …but he is pleading temporary insanity . God help us all…. meanwhile he gets these sudden jolts of energy and shouts like Shammi Kapoor did in the movie ‘Junglee’ …. Yahoooooooooooooooooooo !