I’m at the right place . The reason, every minute i get to hear or see something new. I mean there is no end for it, The stupidities keep coming . I’m talking about salesman Vs Customer here.
As a prologue for this long idiotic post let me Begin by saying “Customer is always right” , No doubt about it . But there are times when customers can be stupid , annoying etc etc ,[i will explain keep reading] but still, since i have already said that customer is always right , customers can murder the salesman and get away with it . Because “customer is always right ” . Say for instance i was stabbed by a insane customer the cops would just wrap in a plastic bag and then shrug his shoulder and say ‘ what you know ! the customer stabbed the salesman , nothing wrong with it ‘customer is always right’ .
Since it is full moon today [ was it yesterday ? ] and moods are swinging everywhere , some high, some low, I’ve been visited by few moon struck customers .
The moment they enter the first question ” No sale ?” as if there is a major crime has been committed for not having the “Tanzilat”.
My polite reply with the thumbs firmly held together , ‘No sir” .
Then comes the barrage of words “Why ? laish? Kyo ? ‘ and the most idiotic sentence follows
” The whole world/mall is having sale why can’t you“? …
The mutant inside me screams ” are you a moron ? can’t you see i am just the salesman ? Call the Office you idiot” .
But i cant say that , so i reply ” Sorry sir [ sorry my ass] we just finished the sale and you missed it “.
But the moronity doesn’t stop there ” OK then give me for sale price”
‘the mutant in my mind say ” who the fu#k are you idiot? President of assholestan ?”
But i cant say that in words so i say with a smile with the meaning and say ” No sir ! i can’t”
The guy just can’t let go! , either he will buy for sale price or not at all , so he asks.
“When is the next sale ?”
“December Sir “!
“OK then i will wait for your next sale” .
“But,this item won’t be there till December sir !”
“It’s OK , I’m just looking around” …
WTF ! Mutant inside me asking me to bludgeon him to death for wasting my precious time … but i can’t cz ‘ Customer is always right’.
This incident above just happened , the reason i am pissed for is it keeps repeating all the time , like almost every hour , like keanu reeves saying “Deja Vu” in Matrix . I wonder whats happening is there a factory or something that produces moronic clones who come straight at me ?
Few minutes ago a lady was buying pants for her husband , she doesn’t know the size , she stares at my waist intently , then asks ‘Whats your size ‘?
I blush , [ what else can i do ?] and say 34 Mam !
Hmmm ! He’s Lot bigger than you are ! [The mutant inside me screams “Slap her ! that’s an insult , ]
WTF ! If you know how big he is why the F##K you asked me my size ? [ that is the Mutant again]
Then there are other Moron’s who would not take No for an answer .These are top class . The cream of idiocracy . If something is not found they will ask you ” Dawwar minni minni , mumkin lagi ” .[search here and there, may be you will find]
I want to bitchslap these idiots and say ” Haiwan ! there is no such thing called “Minni Minni” , if i have i will give just for the sake of getting rid of you ‘
But i cant say that either , because you know “Customer is always right”.
This is my life , and i am cool with it . On the brighter side , once i am off duty , i will probably visit some shop and annoy some mutant like me , what you know , once i am out side these four walls …… i am a customer too ! And i am always right .