Nuts , Cracks and Shitheads


1. Vegetable Bitch : Go to any Supermarket . Especially go to the Tomato section .. You will find this big woman spread around the entire tomato section picking up the tiny , the most red tomato’s. She will press each and every tomato and make it even softer than it already is . And after 15 minutes of exhaustive search while 5 more people standing behind her. Finally she is done with 5 perfect tomato’s for the day while 20 kilo’s of tomatoes she leaves damaged . …know what i mean ? . All the sweat of farmer , the porter , the trucker , etc etc …down the drain …

2.Traffic light Skunk : Good day , nice weather , smooth music , you see the orange light , natural instinct ! you slow down. Idiot behind you honks for not allowing him to cross the red light . [ Moron open your eyes and see its red already .].. so you pull up that hand break and try to calm down while the smooth music is still on … Green light … but you see a ‘mother Rucker’ is coming in lighting speed from the opposite direction breaking the red light… so you just wait for him to pass [or get killed], but the idiot behind you is honking reckless because he thinks he is late for his own funeral …can’t he wait for a tick ? Just a spuckin tick … son of a …

3. Bathroom Devils : So you are in the mall bathroom , waiting patiently your turn .. the door opens … guess who ? Its Kevin … You smile and say ‘hey ya buddy’ ! And Kevin is so glad to see you he just shakes your hand ….. ewww ! eww ! Then Kevin goes to wash his hands …… Son of a ….

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20 comments on “Nuts , Cracks and Shitheads

  1. we’ve got some of the worst tomatoes on earth. don’t feel sorry for the farmers.. their best production is somewhere in europe or something 😛

  2. we’ve got some of the worst tomatoes on earth. don’t feel sorry for the farmers.. their best production is somewhere in europe or something 😛

  3. I always experienced the number 1, I hate it when most of the ladies buying veg. pressed each of the tomatoes, cut the carrots and okras edges,etc. etc. etc. but take note, i’m not one of them!

  4. I always experienced the number 1, I hate it when most of the ladies buying veg. pressed each of the tomatoes, cut the carrots and okras edges,etc. etc. etc. but take note, i’m not one of them!

  5. You see alot of ladies pressing every fruit and vegetable they came across. So annoying and unrespectful.

    About scene 3… It’s hilarious, sorry Grey I know I shouldn’t smile but It’s funny and to tell you the truth, I wouldn’t like anybody to endure something as ‘Life Changing’ as this one .. Hahahaha..

  6. You see alot of ladies pressing every fruit and vegetable they came across. So annoying and unrespectful.

    About scene 3… It’s hilarious, sorry Grey I know I shouldn’t smile but It’s funny and to tell you the truth, I wouldn’t like anybody to endure something as ‘Life Changing’ as this one .. Hahahaha..

  7. Magic : Thanks ..

    Rieanne : Annoying people isn’t it ? Thats so selfish ,

    Hessa : lol ! ‘life changing?’ Ofcourse it is … hehe !

  8. Magic : Thanks ..

    Rieanne : Annoying people isn’t it ? Thats so selfish ,

    Hessa : lol ! ‘life changing?’ Ofcourse it is … hehe !

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