I was at the Meat shop to buy Indian mutton, The Butcher wieged one KG of mutton and i paid him instantly , asked him to chop it fine ,Biriyani size. While the butcher was chopping the (pre paid) mutton i got busy watching England VS NewZealand 20/20 cricket match on his TV. Dimitri Mascarenhas hit a massive six , i was all cheers for the England team , while i was cheering for England ( i could be stoned for this in India ) i could see from my Peripheral view the butcher pushed a big piece of (pre paid) meat under the table, WTF ?. The Butcher stole my meat . Fuck !! Since he is holding the knife i just shoved my tail under my legs and came home without uttering a word.
Now i know why buthers shops have TV . Next time i will be careful.
No whining is complete without some curses , “May your hands grow smaller and #$#%# “…. i’m not getting words … help ! anyone ?
Sorry about the title .. 😀