The last time I ever did the so called ‘facial’ was on my wedding day, that was 6 years ago, and since then no ‘man’ has touched my face. You heard it right, Nope! I don’t visit the barbers anymore because as the years have progressed, hair has become a extinct species, so instead of wasting money on barbers I have been doing it myself.
And since there is not much ‘up there’ to pay attention to i hardly pay attention to my face , in fact some days I don’t even see myself in the mirror ….. BIG MISTAKE … i woke one morning ( last week) and happened to come across the mirror and what do i see? i had a huge blackhead right on the tip of my nose , and my nose being the only prized possession on my ugly face i panicked OH ME GOD !!! and in that panic, start to mess with it despite of the constant plea from my prudent wife “DON’T DO IT, IT WILL BECOME A PERMANENT MARK” . (In fact she was saying it from her experience , she was the queen of pimples till few years ago, but now she looks radiant after the child birth )… anyhoo … i wasn’t listening, i jus wanted that darn black thing off my face and pinched it, poked it, dug it, sprayed it, cow barred it and did everything can and as she said it became a wound.
She said, NOW DON’T MESS WITH THE WOUND, let the wound heal, it will be OK.
But do I listen to a wise woman?
For the last couple of days i have messed up the healing wound and it looks even scarier. I look like a %#E%#%@* (fill in the blanks yourself)
Finally, I have given up and i have decided , time to visit a good barber and do the ‘facial’.
Point is ” SOME TIMES YOU GOTTA LISTEN to your PRUDENT WOMAN”