My best wishes to all the Bachelor/rettes.


When you were a bachelor, you wanted to go to the City Centre, you dressed up and went where your feet took you,

When you got married, you wanted to stay home, she wanted to go to the City Centre, you dressed up and went where her feet took you,

And when you had a baby, you wanted to go to the City Centre, She wanted to go to the City Centre, you both dressed up…. …

Then went to the Pediatrician instead and came home.

To all the people who have planned to marry one of these days…

Good luck suckers! Enjoy while you can.

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By GreY Posted in AJ

23 comments on “My best wishes to all the Bachelor/rettes.

  1. Drools! again smack & take’m to a shrink!

    that’s instead of taking her to a fancy rest. the two of you alone.. tsk tsk tsk!! Stay home & eat dal!

  2. LOL!!! You are a Mess!! I like my singleness! but at the same time my mom always says that being single and or married can be a blessings or a curse!

    Remember Grey! I am embracing My Singleness!!!

    Shalom
    Ne.

  3. LooooL well, when you have a kid, you can’t plan anything before.. Your child, especially at a young age controls you outings..

  4. Its not that bad! I’m experiencing motherhood without the marriagehood. The hubbyhood comes with the soonhood sometimes and we hood hood hood 😛

  5. see that’s why i LOVE being an auntie..i get to play with the baby, teach the baby how to dance, how to sing, how to clap, etc…but leave the pediatrician, diaper, crying part to the mommy and daddy.

    My advice to everyone is don’t become a parent, just get your siblings to have kids ;p

  6. I agree with mirror polisher, and may I add, allowing the kid to do things mom wouldn’t let him/her do.. makes ya sound SO KEWL to the kid! They worship you! LOl,, your own kids would never worship you =p

  7. LOL! Your post made me laugh! hehehe

    My dad have those phases a man goes through in life… he explains:

    1. You are a lion: you are the king… you own your time and money

    2. You are donkey: Not really the animal donkey, but you know how a donkey works hard? for others? meaning you make money to support the family, kids, house, etc

    3. You are a monkey: when you have grand kids… basically because you are an old man jumping up and down to make your grandkids smile or laugh

    4. You are an OWL! You just look around, stare, and say nothing LOL

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