Well , its no secret i am an internet addict , but like any other addict i am always in denial . My wife ( i won’t be calling her Drools anymore think i will call her Daphney because of rioting by a Dear bloggarette ) is always complaining that my one eye is on the computer and the other wandering like JFK . Well something happend the other day … something i can not disclose . It was a huge fight … and Daphney dear pulled the ‘solid’ punch … and left me crying .. yep ! left me crying… i walked out of the house like any other hairy chested man do after being severly beaten by his wife … but some nutcrack had parked his car adjacent to mine… being a terrible suckaa at reversing the car… i had no other option to come home with my tail under my legs .. slept on the floor… and while my balls were freezing in the cold… it was a Buddha like enlightement with the halo around my dumb head .. yes ! i have been a dumb shit ever since i bought that stupid computer home and even stupider ‘Pain’ Connection .
Well i don’t want to tell you how i mended things ( yeah ! there goes my manhood ) .. just that it ended well. Internet (at home) has been added to the list of vices . So i will keep away from it while Daphney/AJ is around .. but i know it won’t be easy like i quit smoking .
In other totally greyonic ( yeah equallent of moronic ) news .. i have this terrible crush on Beyonce …. man ! she is hot ! hot ! if i was JayZ i will make her dance 24X7 .