So this is what happened.. I’m the King of Cookoo land.
Let me explain to you,
For example when i take a shower it takes me almost an hour, 5 minutes to take bath and the remaining i just stand under the shower fighting dragons, demons, killing men at war , hitting a cricket Six to the thunderous applause or even playing air guitar ( no ! not that one) untill my wife starts to screm ‘abe! bathroom se bahar nikal'( get out of the bathroom). So this one time i got carried away and here i was at work , all alone ( my co worker at the bank), i just cut loose, I was fighting this gang of teens and finally when i won i was giving my ‘victory speech’ … and my co worker enters , i must say … that was really awkward, embarassing to be caught during the “Victory Speech” . I must have scared the living hell out of her, but she’s a great pretender, she pretended as if she didn’t see it .. pew that was close call 😛
So I pick up my wife in the evening and I told her what happened , Told her how i got caught talking to myself, expecting her to laugh and fall off the car, This is what happened next..
Her :”Oh ! my God”
Me : WHAT?
Her: You talk to Yourself?
Me: yyyeha ! so ? I bet everyone else does !!
Her: Oh No! How long this is going on?
Me: Why? Something wrong?
Her: First thing i want you to do when we go to India is YOU see the ‘Doc’ !
Me : WHATTT?
Her: You know “it” runs in your family?
Me: WHATTT? Why it’s OK to sing when you are alone but not talk?
Her: I don’t know, I don’t know !! don’t ask me, it’s just not right!
Me: You are not saying i’m crazy are you?
Her: I don’t know … we’ll find out when we go back home..
So people ! It’s really (not) OK to talk or fight imaginary dragons while you are alone. But even if you do ! don’t tell your wife/Husband